These are the 7 worst erotic scenes of 2022 from films and series

Record-breaking action spectacles, really big series endings and of course the return of the Game of Thrones universe into the collective pop culture memory: 2022 is a year full of highlights on the film and series front. But where there is light, there is also shadow. Or at least are Images that burn deep into your brainalthough you actually want to forget them immediately.

Whether it’s a bloody cannibal romance, a fictional life story of one of the biggest Hollywood stars of all time, or an indie film that… abysses of the porn industry revealed – here are the worst erotic and sex scenes of the year.

Warning, there are situational spoilers for the films and series mentioned and descriptions sexually explicit and potentially triggering scenes.

Amazon series The Boys kicks off season 3 with an intimate… explosion

Yeah, okay: actually, it’s impossible to single out just one disturbing “erotic” moment from The Boys. That’s why we made a list of the most horrible sex scenes from the Amazon series. At the top of the superhero satire in this regard, however, is the undisputed moment from season 3, episode 1, in which the coked Supe Termite shrinks to the size of an insect and then crawls into his lover’s urethra.

He moans enthusiastically. However, only until Termite has to sneeze, thereby accidentally reverting to his regular human size and thus the his partner’s penis blasts out from within. A scene that you will never forget. Unfortunately.

All seasons of The Boys are available to stream on Amazon Prime Video* by subscription.

Bones and All proves why “cannibals” and “romance” rarely appear in the same film

In Bones and All, young cannibals Lee (Timothée Chalamet) and Maren (Taylor Russell) embark on a road trip across the United States. Here they not only get closer, but also have to organize new victims at regular intervals. After all, cannibalism makes you hungry. So Lee flirts with a carnival worker and retreats with him to a cornfield away from the hustle and bustle.

The victim thinks an exciting one Tryst with a mysterious stranger to have. Instead, Lee gives the man a hand job, slits his throat during the climax, and then eats him with the distant-looking Maren. You know something’s fucked up when even your cannibal friend is irritated.

Bones and All is not yet available to stream.

House of the Dragon blasts the internet with an intimate scene

There were many disturbing moments in Season 1 of House of the Dragon. But nobody shines shocked the internet like that like this one scene from Episode 9 of the Game of Thrones spinoff. (Listen to our Green Council podcast episode here.) Alicent Hightower (Olivia Cooke) meets up with her confidante Larys Strong (Matthew Needham), who has new information for the late king’s wife. But the man who set his entire family on fire expects something in return.

He doesn’t continue until Alicent takes off her shoes and finally her socks. Larys grabs his pants while breathing heavily. A moment that is so disturbing above all because it comes completely out of nowhere. Both his and her behavior suggest that the two are not doing this for the first time. And you can tell from Alicent’s dead stare: Larys is the only one having fun.

Season 1 of House of the Dragon is available to stream on Sky/WOW*.

Crimes of the Future: This body horror variant of eroticism doesn’t make you want to look forward to the future

A film without erotic scenes that disturb us forever, it’s not a David Cronenberg film. Crimes of the Future takes this rule to heart and is set in a dystopian future where surgery is “the new sex”. Which means: We get people in repulsive carnal looking machines breathing ecstatically, cutting open each other’s skin and tattooing each other’s intestines.

Finding the most disturbing scene is difficult in this sci-fi movie. But it’s probably this: Saul (Viggo Mortensen), an acclaimed artist, has a zipper on his stomach to get faster Access to its uncontrolled growing organs to accomplish. Caprice (Léa Seydoux) kneels in front of her partner, unzips it and starts licking it enthusiastically. Good Appetite.

Crimes of the Future is not yet available to stream.

Blonde on Netflix is ​​a real scandal movie — and this scene doesn’t make it any better

There’s been a lot of excitement surrounding Blonde, the Netflix film about Marilyn Monroe that’s based less on the Hollywood icon’s life and more on a fictionalized book version of her life. Ana de Armas Marilyn is constantly being sexualized, sexually abused and exploited by those around her, and then she has to make herself up converse with her dead fetus. There was a lot of criticism for that. Also remembered is a particularly awkward sex scene between the actress and John F. Kennedy.

The star is called into his bedroom by the US President, where he is on an important phone call. He means her, him to be sexually satisfied while continuing to talk on the phone, but keeps giving her impatient instructions. Eventually, Kennedy presses her head onto his penis. We stare into Marilyn’s eyes for an agonizingly long time while her face moves up and down in front of us. With her eyes wide open, she imagines another world, he calls her off-screen, moaning “dirty bitch”. Then he’s done. Finally.

Blonde is available to stream on Netflix.

Better Call Saul delivers one of the saddest sex scenes of the year

Better Call Saul is a series masterpiece. Also because the Breaking Bad offshoot achieves a huge effect with very small moments. In the case of the upcoming scene, this primarily affects one reaction: physical discomfort from toes to tip of hair. It is from the final sixth season, episode 12.

Jimmy (Bob Odenkirk) and Kim (Rhea Seehorn) are separated. Kim used to be a dangerously smart lawyer, now she has the most boring job in the world with the most boring colleagues in the most boring suburban area with the most boring phase of life partner. A life Kim just didn’t deserve. However, what we didn’t deserve either is the accompanying sex scene. A shaky bed, Kim who seems frozen and her boyfriend ramming on top of her loud “Jupp!” calls. What a nightmare.

All seasons of Better Call Saul are available to stream on Netflix.

Pleasure shows the abysses of the adult industry – and the limits of consent

Pleasure follows young up-and-coming actress Bella Cherry (Sofia Kappel) as she flies to Los Angeles to start her… Career dream of the porn star to realize. Bella is open to everything, at least she thinks so. Until she agrees to film a scene where she is insulted, choked and beaten by two men during a hardcore shoot.

Everything agreed. Actually. The most disturbing thing about the situation isn’t necessarily the act itself. The bad thing is how all the men involved react, as Bella breaks down crying. They act as if they want to comfort the young woman – and ultimately only want to manipulate her to continue filming. You want almost exploding penises back.

Pleasure can be streamed on Amazon Prime Video* with a subscription.

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Which “erotic” scene followed you into your nightmares in 2022?