Utrecht – Wanted: a girl to share a mortgage with, is the appeal of the Utrecht musical duo Bram-tas-Ties. Because what do you do if you can write carnival music, but cannot buy a house? Precisely. You’re making a carnival shit about the housing crisis. Utrecht’s Bram van Hulten (27) and Ties de Thije (29) performed the song Girl For The Mortgage, as a playful but serious protest song.