Two Point Campus is the sequel to the humorous building game Two Point Hospital. But instead of a hospital, you are building a university here. However, it is not a boring university, but a crazy campus full of crazy events. Here you can find out what crazy things can happen to you on the Two Point Campus.
What is Two Point Campus? In Two Point Campus you play a mix of a development game, a life simulation à la Sims and a business simulation. Because the crazy university should also make money.
But it’s also okay to fail and end up in debt for micromanaging flower arrangements too much. The hilarious consequences of failure are worth putting the semester’s budget in.
This first impression of Two Point Campus describes how it feels in the game.
Funny situations and courses that alone make Two Point Campus worthwhile
In general, the game’s wacky British humor is one of the main reasons why you should play Two Point Campus. This also applies to the many hair-raising situations that you can experience in the game in the wacky courses.
Giant Food Incident
What’s happening? One of the major courses that you can offer at your university is the gastronomy course. In a large kitchen complex, your students will learn how to prepare all kinds of dishes. There are also highly complex courses, such as how to peel onions correctly.
But it gets really stupid when you look at the advanced courses. Because in one part of the university kitchen there is a huge machine. It is there to create particularly powerful food monstrosities.
So it can happen that your overzealous students and lecturers create a colossal pizza or a bombastic burger in their experimentation mania. The mere sight of such a food abnormality causes both horror and gluttony!
jousting tournament
What is it about? In the course of the game, you end up at a university where the students don’t study natural sciences or engineering, but are trained to become real knights.
There they all run around in bulky armor and always have a lance ready. So that the special needs of these knight students can be satisfied, you must ensure that there is enough free outdoor space and that your future knights can also practice cheap medieval literature.
But the most important thing for the Ritter students is the large tournament arena. There they compete in the supreme discipline of all knights, the lance walk, also called jousting. So if you like watching your students throw funny lances at each other, then you should definitely treat yourself to the knight courses.
Robot Rebellion
What’s going on here? One of the great courses you can offer at your university is “Robotics”. According to the description, this is a very new and very little tested course that deals with robots and cyberware.
Your students build and tinker with highly complex robo-systems without any caution and full of scientific curiosity. But the whole thing quickly takes over and at some point there is suddenly a huge killer robot in the laboratory that freaks out and wants to reduce everything to rubble.
So if you want to enjoy glorious mayhem with robots, check out the Robotics course.
Cheese Ball Tournament
What the hell is that supposed to be? Cheese Ball is not a college course per se, but it is a hugely popular sporting activity on campus. At first glance, the game looks a bit like baseball or similar ball games, but you quickly spot significant differences.
In “Cheeseball” players wear funny mouse hats and the aim is to shoot a piece of fake cheese into the opponent’s “cheese hole”. A kind of “Loch-Wart” can still fend off the cheese with a kind of oversized cheese grater.
All sorts of silly capers and mockery gestures are allowed to distract opponents. Käseball’s whole look is wonderfully goofy and fits perfectly with the endearingly chaotic routine of a typical day at Two Point Campus’ funky university.
Magic school with giant cauldron
What’s that now? If you thought Knight Academy was way off, get excited for Magic School! Here, your students will dress up in funny magician’s robes and put on silly, pointed magic hats. They don’t do that because they’re hosting a magician cosplay, but because they’re actually studying magic and alchemy.
In this course, the university is strongly reminiscent of mystical magic schools and yours
Students try hard to master all sorts of spectacular magic spells or concoct strange concoctions in gigantic cauldrons.
There is also a lot of banging and fizzing when the budding magicians try out their latest magical creations with a lot of zeal and rather little caution on fellow students or the furniture. If you’ve always wanted to organize a crazy magic school, you’ve come to the right place!
Here you can buy Two Point Campus
As you can see, Two Point Campus never gets boring and there’s always something crazy going on. The game convinces with its mixture of building game and glorious chaos, where failure is somehow fun. You can buy the whimsical game from August 9, 2022 for the Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4 and 5, Steam, Xbox One and Series S/X.