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Are you tired of inappropriate thoughts about being single? Learn how to respond to your parents, uncles and cousins with this survival guide developed by seduction professionals.
“So, when are you bringing us someone?“At Christmas, unpleasant phrases sneakily slipped between the turkey and the log are legion. How to deal with them and avoid arguments? Meetic, with the support of Gangstères and The Source, has established a very practical “survival guide” for singles during the holiday season.
An anti-reloud phrase device
This year, Meetic thought of all the singles suffering during the holiday periods who are (always) asked the same questions (“So the loves?” ; “Aren’t you too demanding?“).
With the help of the agencies Gangstères and The Source, the dating site has in fact developed a “punchline generator“, ideal for responding with panache and self-deprecation.
To the eternal question “So, loves?“, six answers are proposed by the generator:
- My sex toy and I are doing great. I have a promo code if you want.
- I’m not spoiling the last season of my love life for you but the trailer is promising.
- You’re right to put that in the plural, it’s a real orga!
- Big crush* on my blanket and my slippers at the moment.
- For now, the most important thing for me is my sushi. The rest is in the background.
- In serious relationship with my cinema and my gym.
Another very concrete example: to the question “And if not you, still single?“, the site suggests the following six answers:
- Still single, I have yet to find someone who can compete with my own irresistible companionship.
- Not really, I’m currently negotiating with my cat to become her official full-time cuddle partner.
- Yes still, I decided to focus on my love of burgers.
- Yes still, I love myself and that’s already great. You should try !
- I keep my heart for the one who truly deserves it, my dog.
- I keep all my love for my rabbit, it’s a healthy relationship at least.
The generator does not lack humor and also offers ready-made answers to the following thoughts: “Come on, one lost, ten found“, “You are too demanding too“, “At your age, I was already married“, “You’re asking too much, right?“, or “you have to scare them“.
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