The teachers laughed when they read these blunders of the candidates for the geo history patent

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The teachers laughed when they read these blunders of the

The history-geography patent test allows each year to collect quite offbeat responses from college students: here is an anthology of the pearls of this test.

While the results of the 2023 patent are unveiled from Wednesday July 5 to Monday July 10, one subject always concentrates the funniest, most bizarre and best giddiness answers. This is history and geography. The students sometimes demonstrate an incredible imagination, which supports clumsy lyrical outbursts and adds humor to the confusion.

Here is a compilation of these pearls of the patent, found on various specialized sites, such as L’Etudiant, Le Parisien Etudiant, Laliste.net, or even Le Point.fr. These beads were collected over several years, but are still as funny as ever.

  • “The Cold War was a bloody war in which soldiers over-trained in the trenches.”
  • “The Cold War is a war of words between France and Germany, in the end they created Europe.”
  • “The Battle of Waterloo lands in 1945 to liberate Russia.”
  • “The Cold War is a long, cold battle over which is hotter.”
  • “There are the reds and the blues which clash in the North and in the South.”
  • “Roman emperors staged radiator fights.”
  • “Where do the gods of Olympus dwell? Answer: Mont Saint Michel.”
  • “The elected officials of the third estates met at the apple game.” (Bonus variant: “The apple juice oath”)
  • “1492: Robinson Crusoe discovered America.”
  • “Deprived of fries, Parmentier invented the potato.”
  • “Life in the trenches was very hard. The starvation was so great that the soldiers drank their urine and ate their bandages.”
  • “Charlemagne is German because there is “magne” at the end”
  • “Adolf Hitler, German politician, Nobel Peace Prize in 1945.”
  • “If Paris is more populated than Bordeaux, it is because Bordeaux is less populated than Paris.”
  • “The fertility rate is ‘The percentage of children born’ in relation to the number of sexual relations.”
  • “The Berlin Wall separated Russia in two.”
  • “Europe then became the European Economic Union (UEFA).”
  • “The great river that flows in Russia is called vodka.”
  • “After the defeat, the French chose Marshal Pétrin as their leader.”
  • “During the First World War, women went to work in the factory to give birth to shells.”
  • “June 28, 1914: Assassination of the Sarajevo Viaduct.”
  • “At the front, soldiers would die alive.”
  • “The last of the hairy ones is called Sébastien Chabal.”
  • “The Vichy regime was led by the farrier before Hitler and Stalin called for resistance.”
  • “It was Louis XIV who revoked Lady de Nantes.”
  • “In India, it’s the Indians. In America, it’s the bitter Indians because they were decimated, which made them not happy.”
  • “Julius Caesar defeated Asterix at Alesia.”
  • “The motto of France is “Liberty, Equality, Fertility.”
  • “The swamp rats that threaten Japan with the stunamys.”
  • “The city of Hiroshima was destroyed by a grenade in August 1945.”
  • “The disadvantages of tourism for men are sometimes that tourists decide to come and live in France: one less accommodation and one more homeless.”

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