In GTA Online, a modder gave me the craziest session I’ve ever had. And I’ve experienced a lot.
What happened? I regularly log into GTA Online, spin the wheel of fortune and complete my daily tasks. It happens from time to time that modders use their cheat menus to influence the gaming experience of other lobby participants. This can be negative by suddenly turning off the light for all players and only seeing black.
You often come across god mode hackers who won’t let themselves be killed. Well, almost not.
I got lucky with my session though. A modder was in the lobby with me and many other players. But he wanted everyone to have fun. And before I knew it, I was in a sex limo flying over the big online world of Los Santos.
This article was originally published in July 2020 and was updated for you in April 2023.
My adventure with limos, transformers and the moving hamburger
This is how it started: In the online lobby chat, a message appeared from a player that sounded something like “WOAH, what’s THAT?”. Followed by a number of smileys expressing his happiness. Curious as I am, I immediately threw myself in my car and looked for the player on the map. I didn’t have to look long before the guy passed me with a hamburger.
No, not a person living in Hamburg. yes the food No, he wasn’t holding it. HE DRIVE A HAMBURGER!
I didn’t miss the opportunity and then got into the meatball car and drove through the streets. You wouldn’t believe how quickly a meatball bun can become.
As I finished my joyride, a player texted me in chat. He told me to stay where I was. He would have something.
Normally I should get suspicious at this point and switch to passive mode immediately. But after my culinary adventure I was so inspired that I just waited. Just five seconds later, a sex limousine teleported next to me.
I quickly realized that it had to be a sexualized version of this multi-person vehicle. A huge trunk was mounted on the roof, with the “69” affixed to it a whopping eighteen times. Clear allusion to the sex position, which is now often used as a meme on the Internet.
Of course, as a good citizen of Los Santos, I immediately got on board. Instead of pounding the streets with that oversized trunk on the roof, the limo took off. Together with another player, the modder and I then flew over Los Santos in this sex limo.
Because we obviously didn’t draw enough attention from the other players, the modder then activated a bright color change. So now we flew over the city in an RGB sex limo and stopped next to amazed players. Honestly? I couldn’t take my grin off my face.
The grand finale of this fun afternoon took place at Los Santos Airport. Here the modder spawned a huge transformer built out of tanks and a jet. A huge sad face hovered over the body. The “device” was really fast and shot from side to side across the runway. Followed by a horde of police cars who tried in vain to stop this huge Transformer with their measly submachine guns.
That went on for another twenty minutes and in between more and more crazy vehicles spawned, which the modder conjured up from his menu.
Conclusion: Sometimes modders are nice too
I learned this: So far my experiences with modders in GTA Online have been negative. I’ve clocked up over 1800 hours of GTA Online play and have encountered quite a few hackers/modders over the past few years. So far this afternoon has been the best encounter with these players.
They can then meet me at the next event in the online world. Rockstar recently announced that GTA Online will soon receive its biggest update yet. And I’m really looking forward to it.