Fortnite has brought 2 new skins to the game with an update, which result from a cooperation with the shoe manufacturer Nike. One of the characters is said to look like it’s made out of the same material as Nike shoes. But the people on the internet have a very bad theory.
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This is the situation:
This is still the “normal” skin: One of the new skins is called “Maxxed Out Max”: This character is apparently made out of nothing but sports items.
The poor character is made out of shoes, tennis balls, water bottles, some football pads, wears a Nike cap and wears Nike everywhere, so it’s sort of a walking billboard for Nike. He also has a basketball for a stomach – because… actually why not?
This figure is described online as “practically a Nike Transformer.”
Internet has bad ideas about new skin in Fortnite: Arielle
That’s the really weird character: The “character” Ariel does not have any major accessories except for 2 bows around her hands. Instead, the figure is apparently intended to appear as if it were made entirely of a white material. As for the Kotaku side, one suspects it could be rubber or something Nike shoes are made out of.
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— ✨Charlotte✨ (@EgirlCharlotte) June 20, 2023
But the internet has a clear theory as to what that material is: semen. In fact, the internet is, in some corners, full of tweets claiming: This is the 1st character in Fortnite made entirely of cum.
Well, the question is whether Nike really had that in mind when entering into a cooperation with this “hip game that teenagers are so into these days”.
I’ll lean out the window and say: probably not.
If you want to see more skins in Fortnite, including normal ones, you will find them here:
List of all skins and outfits for Fortnite 2023 – How to get them