Diablo is known as the game with the dark world and the absolutely malicious opponents. Mario Kart, on the other hand, is known as the game that destroys friendships. So the perfect combination, right? Meinmmo checks how bad such an unholy combination would really be.
For decades, fans have been concerned with how it would be if Diablo, Mephisto and Co. Mario Kart played and many of you are wondering how these demons would take place as characters.
… don’t you do? Well, we answer the questions anyway.
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The best-known opponents in the Diablo series are the seven lower and big evil who appear as bosses in the games. For our mind game we take some of the iconic characters and look at how they would behave in Mario Kart or what special features they would have.
The whole analysis is of course absolutely scientific* and is based on the behavior and character traits of the bosses, as anchored in Diablo’s lore. However, since these properties cannot always be mapped directly on playable characters, we considered: How would these demons play against you? Spoiler: You probably don’t want to compete against any of them.
*There are no studies on this, but the author studied. Trust him!
Mephisto – the final boss for every patience
Let’s start with a big name: Mephisto is the master of hate, the current final boss in Vessel of Hatred and the oldest and most powerful of all evil. His tactics in Mario Kart would be extremely perfidious.
Mephisto is not about winning. Finally he pulls his power out of hatred, an extremely strong emotion. So how can you best generate hatred in the game? With blue tanks, of course.
So the big evil would have blue tanks constantly and would send them on the journey so that they hit at least one or more players in the route at critical places – either in curves, on acceleration strips or directly in front of the finish line.